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[canyonsiniowa]

[ Those passing by House 7 today may not notice the somewhat stealthy Starfleet Captain sitting on top of the house. Really, he'd feel sorry about what he was about to do, but hell, it's snow.

Snow means snowballs.

Meaning that, ultimately? Kirk was enabled by Xigbar and is now stealthy hitting you with snowballs. ]