// 001 // ▰ [accidental voice]

[canyonsiniowa]

[There's the sound of twigs snapping and the grass moving as a new arrival makes his way through the woods. Stumbles a bit, and then the sound of hitting something hard comes over the journal. Presumably, it's a tree.]

...who the hell decided to put a forest here? I'm going to be feeling that one in the morning...

[a pause]My communicator and

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[voice]

[canyonsiniowa]

[shuffling around...]

Yes, the damn ship!

[voice]

[canyonsiniowa]

What the hell do you think, Cadet? How the hell are you talking to me - I don't have my communicator.

[voice]

[canyonsiniowa]

The what? [oh that thing I just kicked about four feet away.]

[voice]

[canyonsiniowa]

[the sound of picking it up. Kirk gives it a good shake.]

Yeah, a communicator maybe two hundred years ago.

[voice]

[canyonsiniowa]

[that's weird. like, spock-having-a-pet-bear weird.]

Is this some kind of bogus test to make sure I can command my ship, cadet? Because it isn't funny.

[voice]

[canyonsiniowa]

...Luceti?

Planet designation number?

[voice]

[canyonsiniowa]

That rules out being part of the Federation then.

You rank and name, cadet?

[voice]

[canyonsiniowa]

...Japanese, by the sound of it. Like Sulu. Alright then what's your rank?