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*leaves his insane father at the beach with Maglor*
*heads home*
*practices his lie*
"So, Ede, Ada's come home and is a little bit off...
What do I mean by off? Well, he's missing an arm and he thinks it's the First Age...
What? No, he didn't bring a new rooster, sorry. No, I don't know why.
Uncle Cano's looking after him, though, and he says everything will be fine.
What was that? You don't believe him? No, really, everything will be fine. Ede. It'll be fine. I swear.
...Damn. He's fainted."
*deep breath* Here goes.
*heads home*
*practices his lie*
"So, Ede, Ada's come home and is a little bit off...
What do I mean by off? Well, he's missing an arm and he thinks it's the First Age...
What? No, he didn't bring a new rooster, sorry. No, I don't know why.
Uncle Cano's looking after him, though, and he says everything will be fine.
What was that? You don't believe him? No, really, everything will be fine. Ede. It'll be fine. I swear.
...Damn. He's fainted."
*deep breath* Here goes.