Real Vampires

Jul 18, 2006 16:33

Alright, so as most people know, I roleplay this Egyptian-native vampire named Lodemai.. She RP's strictly on Yahoo or on a forum or chatroom. Of course, she has her own account with a pretty picture and description and such, plus a lengthy note explaining that Lodemai is not a real person.

Now, anyone thta talks to me frequently enough knows that the reason I have this note is because I recieve 5-10+ IM's daily from Egyptians, Bukovyns, and other general Middle Easterners. Few of them read past my name, those who do, don't realize that there is no living human that is 186 years old.
(Sighs as another foreign IM appears) So it's pointless to have the note really... No one reads it. But lo! What's this? Someone read it!

Ok, they were really asking for it. I'll start by saying that.

lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:22:02 PM): read the rest of my profile, eh?
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:22:14 PM): ok
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:22:16 PM): wud do soooooo
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:23:50 PM): what is that
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:23:54 PM): ?
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:24:09 PM): do u belive in vanpires
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:24:14 PM): i am a vampire.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:24:24 PM): nice to see u
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:24:28 PM): can u do me a favour
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:24:34 PM): depends
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:24:44 PM): can u make me vampire
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:24:47 PM): really
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:24:48 PM): no
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:24:49 PM): need help
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:24:57 PM): why just bite me ne where even leg wud dooo
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:25:04 PM): coz pls
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:25:07 PM): if u r really one
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:25:14 PM): i dont like people
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:25:22 PM): and there are enough vampires in the world.
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:25:34 PM): find someone closer to you.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:25:34 PM): well one wonmt make ne diffrnce
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:25:35 PM): man
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:25:41 PM): how can i find them
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:25:43 PM): is kuwait
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:25:48 PM): no vampir e want to be here
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:25:57 PM): there are vampires in every country.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:26:07 PM): is it
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:26:07 PM): where r u from
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:26:13 PM): USA
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:26:21 PM): pls Mrs. vampire can i add u
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:26:23 PM): oops
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:26:24 PM): no then
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:27:02 PM): so what age r u
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:27:02 PM): 140
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:27:08 PM): 186.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:27:19 PM): gooooood
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:27:59 PM): so whats u r real name
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:28:01 PM): i mean present name
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:28:07 PM): other then vampire thing
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:28:21 PM): campires don't typically change their names.
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:28:27 PM): vampires*
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:28:33 PM): oops
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:29:13 PM): sssssssooooooooooo
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:29:20 PM): lodemai was not from usa
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:29:24 PM): was sheeee
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:29:28 PM): i gues snot
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:29:30 PM): she was some where from
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:29:35 PM): middle east if i remm
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:29:50 PM): almost two centuries ago, yes.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:30:04 PM): if i m not wronmg
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:30:08 PM): riteeee
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:30:12 PM): Ms. vampire
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:30:18 PM): So is it mS. or Mrs.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:30:25 PM): i dont know whether vampires get married
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:30:26 PM): I have a name and you would do well to use it.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:30:27 PM): or what
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:30:36 PM): hmmmmm
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:30:39 PM): so
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:30:43 PM): tell me some thing goood
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:30:48 PM): and scary u did recently
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:30:53 PM): how many ppl u killed today
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:31:09 PM): I'm not here for your entertainment.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:31:24 PM): well can i ask u something if u r vampire what r u trying to do
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:31:34 PM): on net get publicity or public awarenesss
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:31:39 PM): like george bush
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:32:29 PM): we're not trying to do anything. Do you realize that vampires are not an organization of protesters? We're eternally damned to life in the same body.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:32:46 PM): oooh
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:32:58 PM): i m reeally happy to be introduced by such a personality
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:33:10 PM): see i dont know wud u like to be a friend
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:33:12 PM): like u
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:33:16 PM): never beeen a friend
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:33:17 PM): to humans
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:33:22 PM): so what u say
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:33:27 PM): Ms. Dracula
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:33:33 PM): ooh soory vamp[ire
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:33:35 PM): i m soory
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:33:47 PM): stop calling me vampire, human.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:33:54 PM): u r vampire
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:33:57 PM): rnt u
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:34:00 PM): then what shall i call u
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:34:05 PM): bleady human
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:34:08 PM): i am a vampire, and am not named vampire.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:34:09 PM): common u r unique
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:34:10 PM): to me
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:34:14 PM): oooh ok
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:34:20 PM): but u r name is not so ghooood
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:34:25 PM): or easy i mean to prononuce
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:34:27 PM): and even type
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:34:30 PM): do u have short form
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:34:33 PM): L of b
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:34:37 PM): wud that do u goood
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:34:40 PM): do u smoke
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:34:42 PM): No.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:34:49 PM): ok
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:34:49 PM): so
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:34:55 PM): tell me u r view about humans
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:34:57 PM): what u thinl
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:35:04 PM): leave americans
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:35:07 PM): rest fo the world
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:35:12 PM): ihope u r not pro american
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:35:13 PM): They are stuck up and stupid.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:35:14 PM): isntit
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:35:14 PM): lol
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:35:18 PM): yeaaaa
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:35:19 PM): i guesss
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:35:22 PM): u r rite
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:35:30 PM): well u r living in such a country what u can see nothing
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:35:45 PM): well all just big bldg
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:35:48 PM): nothing else
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:35:57 PM): I have lived in more countries than you could dream about.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:36:08 PM): i know sooo which is u r fav
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:36:11 PM): vampire
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:36:16 PM): And I happen to live in the middle of the USA, where there are no big buildings, but farms.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:36:26 PM): oooh i forgot
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:36:30 PM): u live in isolated places
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:36:37 PM): we are far from isolated.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:36:39 PM): so this pc urs or u use cyber cafe
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:36:40 PM): lol
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:37:08 PM): why
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:37:08 PM): that picture was painted of me in 1806
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:37:13 PM): r u double minded
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:37:20 PM): so now u wud be same isntit
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:37:24 PM): or u r grown old
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:37:37 PM): I haven't changed.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:37:39 PM): very attractive well i must say u r adolscense
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:37:45 PM): yea vampires nto
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:37:46 PM): ok
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:37:54 PM): ok so u r vampoire
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:37:56 PM): tell me
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:37:58 PM): just u know
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:38:06 PM): confirming pls try to understand i m silly human
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:38:10 PM): ok
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:38:14 PM): what i m wearing rite now if u r
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:38:15 PM): so called vampire
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:38:20 PM): u wud have forsight
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:38:22 PM): rite
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:38:26 PM): Vampires do not have foresight
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:38:31 PM): Or any psychic ability.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:38:32 PM): oooh ok
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:38:33 PM): dint know
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:38:39 PM): sooo u just drink bloood
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:38:45 PM): is it like mosquitooooo
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:38:53 PM): or some thing diff
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:39:11 PM): We need blood to survive, but we eat more than just blood.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:39:11 PM): well if u dont mind i like u so i m gonna add u vsampire is itok for u
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:39:20 PM): what u eat flesh
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:39:26 PM): pig
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:39:56 PM): We eat pork, beef, seafood, poultry... some of us eat tofu... some of us are vegetarians.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:40:11 PM): ok why did u remove me
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:40:13 PM): from list
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:40:17 PM): because.
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:40:18 PM): well
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:40:21 PM): i m human
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:40:23 PM): is it
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:40:27 PM): or i m not american
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:40:28 PM): lol
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:40:37 PM): well
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:40:43 PM): neway choice is uyrs
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:40:46 PM): ultimately
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:40:50 PM): newy
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:40:55 PM): ok see u then
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:40:59 PM): Vampire
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:41:05 PM): have happy hunting
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:41:08 PM): going now to bed
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:41:10 PM): bye bye
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:41:13 PM): take care of u r self
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:41:20 PM): from other vampires and u r foe
rodeo11000 (7/18/2006 3:41:23 PM): god bless u
lodemai_of_bukovina (7/18/2006 3:41:29 PM): funny.
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