02 - Back in the Race

[cantwhinnyemall]

I have consulted your Earth calendar and it seems that I have no memory of the past few decisweeps. I require information on several matters and am in possession of sufficient pattern recognition to recognize that a straight answer for most of them is unlikely to be forthcoming

Comments

[crusthatecean]

Oh, you're back. Just who I wanted to fucking hear from! The troll I've fucking missed most!

Nepeta's fine, you sweatlogged douche.

[cantwhinnyemall]

I appreciate your information.

...I am not presently perspiring, although if you proceed spewing rude epithets in my auricular clots I may become.

Agitated.

[crusthatecean]

Yeah, we wouldn't want that.

Anyway, okay, that was probably more sarcastic than it needed to be, it's not like you're fucking Eridan or anything. I'm just in a bad mood.

You've been panscrubbed since not too long after I first got here.

[cantwhinnyemall]

I am asking this with absolutely no sarcasm, but are you ever in any other subtype of mood.

In any case I am relieved to have no memory of the experience.

[crusthatecean]

My moods operate on a delicate spectrum between ticked off and seriously flipping the fucking canister trap into an endless abyss of rage.

Obviously I'm nowhere near the far side for the moment, but I'm heading there on a runaway express train at breakneck speeds. Not that you really give a fuck.

[cantwhinnyemall]

That is true, I am presently dispensing a tidy null sum of fiddlesticks relating to your eternally precarious mental condition.

[crusthatecean]

Well, fair enough.

But you still remember everything from last time?

[cantwhinnyemall]

Yes although I am still pretty gosh darned flummoxed by the situation as a whole.

[crusthatecean]

That's me, too. Gosh darned flummoxed out my asshole over this one. I thought everyone forgot things after they got droned.

[cantwhinnyemall]

Is this true without exception?

In that case my status as the Heir of Void may be the cause of my recoltlection.