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[canttrustliars]

Human necks were not built for this. I'm going to have a stress fracture if this lasts more than a day.

[ooc: Huge goat horns and goat legs. Hajime is effectively a satyr.]

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[thiefshonor]

Whoa, whoa there. Hajime. We don't needta know about your personal life, okay.

[text]

[canttrustliars]

Celeste, I don't even want to begin to think about what you're getting at with that.

[text] HAJIME SHE'S TALKING ABOUT SUCKING TOO MUCH COCK OK.

[thiefshonor]

You said you're gonna hurt your neck, didn't you.

[text] CELESTE HE IS GOING TO IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY OKAY

[canttrustliars]

Yes.

[text] NOT ACCEPTABLE.

[thiefshonor]

...

[Sighs to herself.]

And you said you were a med student?

[text] TOO BAD.

[canttrustliars]

Yes.

[text]

[thiefshonor]

Hope you're better with body parts than understanding jokes, you dry twit.

[Giggles to herself, too.]

[text]

[canttrustliars]

I understand jokes. I just try to ignore the bad ones.

[text]

[thiefshonor]

Oh, come on. That was hilarious.

[Maybe it really wasn't, but she's gonna tease him either way, oh yes.]

[text]

[canttrustliars]

No, it really wasn't.

[text]

[thiefshonor]

You know, are you even capable of making a joke? Hmm. Let's see you make one, ok. Go.

[text]

[canttrustliars]

Okay.

What's a zombie's favourite kind of joke?

[text]

[thiefshonor]

Huh. What.

[text] It is not so much a joke as a fact.

[canttrustliars]

Penis jokes.

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[thiefshonor]

 

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[thiefshonor]