paco has many friends because he is gorgeous
or so i thought the sentence said when i had to translate it into spanish for the class. turns out it said "generous" intead of "goregous" but i'm sure either one of those qualities would help paco to aquire friendship.
so today was coo' except not really because school is not equal to coo' as i can skillfully prove in a mathematical proof (i'm sure i could if i really worked on it)!
took a math quiz today and i channeled the super asian powers (they're in there somewhere) of my alter ego, yu-za ho, and basically taught myself whatever the hell we've been learning last night and applied it during the quiz today. and i think i did not-so-badly, but we're getting them back tomorrow so i guess i'll find out. rachel wasn't in band today so i got the stand all to myself which is weird because i didn't realize it, but that hasn't happened since last year. but anyway, her absence meant that i could actually hear myself, which is bad because i could hear only myself and had no one to pick up with when i got lost. but you know what? i did not-so-horribly. and that was suprising.
i love paper shortages, did you know that? i mean, because of our current one, my bio test got moved to thursday and we pretty much spent the entire two periods trying to get the damn supersize me dvd to play and then watching it. so guess who fixed the computer to get it to work? yeah, i think i did. of cousre all the anal i-can-fix-anything guys were like trying to enter in complicated codes and open like 1684654 different programs and shit, but you know what was wrong? it needed to be restarted. yep. mr guarino and like 5 guys from my class were gathered around the computer for like 20 minutes trying to fix the damn thing and completely ignoring my suggestions until mr guarino finally gave in and restarted it. and guess what, it worked. of course all of the guys refused to acknowledge that it was my idea. assholes :o)
aaaaanyway, i'm sorry about that. i definetly didnt need to spend a paragraph ranting about the idiots in my class.
but yea, so practice didnt suck much today. in the sense that it wasnt hard. suprise jumper practice, which was pleasant, but not as fun as it used to be. i mean it's just me, three guys and a mat. and that is sadly not as fun as it sounds. i felt bad cuz mark's starting to get all frustrated and pissed off about our not having a coach and totally not wanting to be there. jake made it over like 3 or so consecutive times (given it was at girls' height), which means i'm the only one who can't. other mark..is tall. and for that i so envy him. i fell on the bar twice and landed right on my tailbone, causing me to roll around on the mat muttering profanities and making weird noises. then, instead of me landing on the bar, it actually landed on me, which hurt, but allowed me to use the phrase "ow, i just got nailed in the ass." though if anything, i apparently do some pretty kickass backovers with nice back-arching ("maybe you have scoliosis" were jakes reassuring words). errrrr I JUST WANT TO GET OVER THE FUCKING BAR! yea..also i curse way too much. like..i probably used more profanity at practice than the three other guys combined. thats bad...i should probably work on it...
how did i manage to talk for that long?
Quote It, Biatch!
"AHH I'm going to like...rip the cieling tiles down and eat them for foamy subsistence!"
-ari, in a pre-AP exam panic as we walked down the music hallway
Later all,
Katrina