I'm twittering away my life! OMG!
- 09:14 thinks she ate too much at Boston Market last night. At least am on the clock for embarrassing bodily functions. What is Stop&Shop gonna say #
- 09:15 "Oh no, please don't go have diarrhea on the clock"? Not physically on the clock. Although that's how I feel about my schedule next week. #
- 09:23 Hmmm. It may not have been Boston Market. After all, what good is a boil water advisory when you still wash your hands with tap water? #