All The Problems Make Me Wanna Go Like a Bad Girl Straight to Video
This is a calling out. (Jigga what?)
Jack Sparrow. Hear me now. This will not end in your victory. Yes. A challenge. From me. To the cave of stupid in which you reside. In one fell swoop, I will bring my boot down upon your lies and take out all of your brainwashed followers. In fic or art, it matters not! I will emasculate your dear pirate ship, if such a term can apply to the piece of gross that you pilot, and I will crunch its colors in my omnivorous teeth! I will not rest until the last spec of your hypocrisy is gone from the corners of the internet. I will scour, I will froth at the mouth, anyone watching would think I had gone mad! And maybe they'd be right! Mad with the power flowing through my every muscle, the glint of ages in my eyes. A Tiger on the Hunt! Hungry like the Wolf! It's lights, camera, action, and you're out of luck for the third movie pal. What's the weather like in the halls of the damned, eh? Eh?? EH????
Bring it, faker!
Jack Sparrow. Hear me now. This will not end in your victory. Yes. A challenge. From me. To the cave of stupid in which you reside. In one fell swoop, I will bring my boot down upon your lies and take out all of your brainwashed followers. In fic or art, it matters not! I will emasculate your dear pirate ship, if such a term can apply to the piece of gross that you pilot, and I will crunch its colors in my omnivorous teeth! I will not rest until the last spec of your hypocrisy is gone from the corners of the internet. I will scour, I will froth at the mouth, anyone watching would think I had gone mad! And maybe they'd be right! Mad with the power flowing through my every muscle, the glint of ages in my eyes. A Tiger on the Hunt! Hungry like the Wolf! It's lights, camera, action, and you're out of luck for the third movie pal. What's the weather like in the halls of the damned, eh? Eh?? EH????
Bring it, faker!