THE ADVENTURES OF JAKE MEERKAT AND LEXY GASFART
Summary: JAKE IS GAY AND IT IS A SECRET. He loves his best friend Brin but Brin has a girlfriend so he is forever alone. Then he meets a hot guy and it's still a secret because his life is just so tragic. Also bullies. He gets punched in the face and stuff.
Pairing: JAKEFART OMGGGGGGGZ also Brin/Tweety Bird and SURPRISE PAIRINGS OMG.
Rating: XxxxXxxxXYZ.
CHAPTER ONE
~*~*~*~ JAKE’S P.O.V. ~*~*~*~
One day I was hanging out at the mall with my friends when I saw a hot guy. “OMG!” I shrieked. “That guy is so hawt.”
My friend Brin who has a shaved head and a girlfriend named Cassadee who sounds like a bird said, “That guy IS so hawt. You should totes go talk to him.” I was looking at the hot guy because I was gay. And ashamed. I am so ashamed of being gay that my parents will probably beat me if they ever found out. The only people that knew were Brin and Cassadee but honestly I hate Cassadee because she is a slut. I think she is a slut because I’m secretly in love with Brin. LOL. Brin turned around and brushed past me then and it was like I'd just been shocked. I had the biggest goosebumps of my life. Sometimes when he looked at me I thought I saw love in his eyes but I know it's not true. He could never love a gay person.
I decided to walk up to the hot guy and talk to him to try and make Brin jealous. Then I didn’t know what to say. I stared awkwardly at my feet blushing. “You’re cute,” the hot guy said. He was wearing a tight pink t-shirt with glitter and black skinny jeans and Converse. I still didn’t know what to say so I blush some more and find myself unable to tear my eyes away from his perfect face.
“You are a faggot,” Cassadee said in her chirpy bird voice. She was rubbing her slutty body all over Brin’s and I want to punch her so badly. Then before I could say anything to him the hot guy walked away leaving me to wonder. Brin and Cassadee began to make out in the middle of the food court so I left to go cry in the bathrooms.
When I get into the bathroom strong hands grab me and shove me roughly to the floor. Tingles of fear run down my spine as I realize that it’s Mark Flyzap, the most popular boy in school. He plays on the football team and is captain of the debate team and he also got the lead role in the school musical. And he makes straight A’s. Mark Flyzap is also totally straight so I am afraid he is going to beat me up. Hot tears stream down my cheeks helplessly as I quiver under his forceful gaze.
“On your knees,” he shouted.
Shaking I look up at him as he lowers his hands to his zipper and undoes his pants. His muscular arms pushed me down even further until my face was level with his pulsing boner. It was so red and so engorged. I wondered what it would feel like in my mouth. More tears erupted from my eyes as I looked at it. He would probably tell everyone my secret if I didn’t do it. But I had never given anyone head before so I was scared.
“Suck it, you gay SLUT,” he growls.
I took the head of his dick into my mouth and sucked on it, his precome tasted like cotton candy and rainbows. Then I used my teeth to scrape over the tip and made him moan. It tastes so good. He tugged on my hair so hard it made me cry out around his quivering manhood and then thrust into my mouth so hard it hit the back of my throat. The tears were still running down my face helplessly. I hate him. But he tastes amazing in my mouth. As I manhandled his shaft by running my hands over it delicately he moaned even more. I could feel myself getting turned on despite the fact that I completely hate him.
Without any warning at all his cum exploded into my mouth in silvery ribbons. I felt like gagging so I tried to pull away but he wouldn’t let me go. He continued thrusting into my mouth so roughly that his dick hit my uvula, causing my gag reflex to kick in and I threw up all over his dick. My puke was glittery and smelled like pine trees and sunshine in the middle of May.
“If you tell anyone about this I am going to kill you,” Mark said. He stormed angrily away and slammed the door behind him. I cried. I feel so violated and dirty. But at the same time I kind of liked it. What is wrong with me? I am a monster. No one will ever love me because I’m gay.