11 Slogans get 'em while they're hot
I dont know why but these are odd:
Slogans:
About Me:
1. Whoring- At 29p a Jeremy, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket.
2. Resurrection- We Bring The Good Jeremy To Life.
3. Attention-You've Always Got Time For Jeremy.
4. Gay Sports Joke- The Best Part of Waking Up is Jeremy in Your Cup.
5. New Name For The Middle Finger in Boston- The Jeremy Sign Means Happy Motoring.
6. I Dont Even Know Why- The Jeremy Drinker's Lighter Jeremy.
7. Again, another penis joke- Life Should Taste As Good As Jeremy.
8. Laziness- Moving at the Speed of Jeremy.
9. If its not Scottish, Its CRAP!- Made In Scotland From Jeremy.
10. Cannibalism- A Finger of Jeremy is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
11. Please?- Make It A Jeremy Night.
Now For the Penis ones... I'm not kidding
1. Blowjobs- Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Penis.
2. Handjobs- Go To Work On A Penis.
3. Detachable aka Dildos- The Biggest Penis Pennies Can Buy.
4. Vagina- Where Penis is a Pleasure.
5. Rimjobs- For That Deep Down Body Penis.
6. Morning Wood- Leggo my Penis!
7. Man Whores- Have a Penis and Smile.
8. Self Confidence- Because I'm Worth Penis.
9. Black Men(negros)- Big Chocolate Penis.
10. The New Klondike Bar- What Would You Do For A Penis?
11. Orgies- Good To The Last Penis.
All brought to you by:
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Slogans:
About Me:
1. Whoring- At 29p a Jeremy, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket.
2. Resurrection- We Bring The Good Jeremy To Life.
3. Attention-You've Always Got Time For Jeremy.
4. Gay Sports Joke- The Best Part of Waking Up is Jeremy in Your Cup.
5. New Name For The Middle Finger in Boston- The Jeremy Sign Means Happy Motoring.
6. I Dont Even Know Why- The Jeremy Drinker's Lighter Jeremy.
7. Again, another penis joke- Life Should Taste As Good As Jeremy.
8. Laziness- Moving at the Speed of Jeremy.
9. If its not Scottish, Its CRAP!- Made In Scotland From Jeremy.
10. Cannibalism- A Finger of Jeremy is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
11. Please?- Make It A Jeremy Night.
Now For the Penis ones... I'm not kidding
1. Blowjobs- Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Penis.
2. Handjobs- Go To Work On A Penis.
3. Detachable aka Dildos- The Biggest Penis Pennies Can Buy.
4. Vagina- Where Penis is a Pleasure.
5. Rimjobs- For That Deep Down Body Penis.
6. Morning Wood- Leggo my Penis!
7. Man Whores- Have a Penis and Smile.
8. Self Confidence- Because I'm Worth Penis.
9. Black Men(negros)- Big Chocolate Penis.
10. The New Klondike Bar- What Would You Do For A Penis?
11. Orgies- Good To The Last Penis.
All brought to you by:
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi