This one time...

[cantoiridium]

There's this porno I have where a single guy takes on two unnaturally horny chicks. These girls are all over him and within fifteen minutes he has an orgasm. Then, as if he is shaking his fist at the gods, saying "I will not be defeated", somehow manages to summon up all his stamina and have another go at it. All within about five minutes.

If there's one person on this earth I admire for something besides Integrity, it's this guy. Of course, if I were in his situation...