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Piper's Room at the Arms, Monday Morning

Oct 12, 2008 23:06

Anders was definitely accustomed to waking up warm, snuggly, and in some generally advanced state of undress. That sensation didn't strike him as weird when he cracked open one eye this morning and pretty much gave up on the idea of continuing to sleep ( Read more... )

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cookinggeek October 13 2008, 14:56:22 UTC

Piper stirred slightly when she felt someone's arm wrap around her. She thought for a moment that it was Lindsey beside her. Who else would be?

That's when the memories of the weekend flooded her mind. "Oh my god..."

cantgetnorelief October 13 2008, 14:58:32 UTC

"Was good, wasn't it?" Anders mumbled against her ear.

Wait.

That wasn't Phoebe's voice.

That -- hello there, memory. Anders sat up, and now he was awake. Kinda wishing he wasn't.

"Oh, hell!"

cookinggeek October 13 2008, 15:04:37 UTC

The look on Piper's face was one of pure horror. "No, this isn't happening. Please let this be a bad dream?"

cantgetnorelief October 13 2008, 15:20:38 UTC

"I am so --" Anders scrambled as far as he could to the opposite end of the bed, and why wasn't it as easy today to keep the sheet strategically placed as it had been over the weekend? "Not in love with you! What the . . . no no no!"

cookinggeek October 13 2008, 15:32:08 UTC

Piper was trying desperately to cover herself up with the sheet. "I don't love you either!"

She started to push him out of the bed. "You need to get out of here and be so far away right now."

How was she going to explain this?

cantgetnorelief October 13 2008, 15:34:19 UTC

Anders hit the floor ass-first, hard, and suddenly deprived of any sheet at all, covered himself up with his hands.

"Where the hell are -- how did my underwear get on the ceiling fan?!?"

cookinggeek October 13 2008, 15:40:40 UTC

Piper facepalmed. "I really really don't want to remember any of this."

cantgetnorelief October 13 2008, 15:45:29 UTC

Anders groaned and crawled around the bed, because his pants were on the other side; he was just going to give the underwear up as a lost cause. As he squirmed around on the floor trying to get into the stupid pants -- so not fair that they were easier to get out of than into -- he grumbled, "I'm going right back to my room and showering. And never getting out of the shower. And then drinking until the urge to vomit goes away."

cookinggeek October 13 2008, 15:51:06 UTC

"That's pretty much what I'm going to be doing," Piper replied with an emphatic nod. "I really hate this island sometimes."

She hoped Anders would be gone before Lindsey got back. And then there was Phoebe. "Oh god, Phoebe is going to hate me."

cantgetnorelief October 13 2008, 15:56:37 UTC

Anders grimaced. "She was -- with Sean? Um. She's not gonna hate you and this conversation needs to not get so I'm being nice because that's going to be even more awkward than it already is."

cookinggeek October 13 2008, 15:59:39 UTC

"I hope you're right," Piper sighed. Realizing he was still in her hotel room, she said, "Now go so I can shower forever!"

cantgetnorelief October 13 2008, 16:01:29 UTC

Anders had his pants on, and his feet crammed into his shoes, and his shirt halfway buttoned as he stumbled towards the door.

"Just so we're clear?" he blurted out from the entryway. "I still hate you. Got it? Good."

If anyone was in the shower in his own suite he didn't know what he was going to do.

cookinggeek October 13 2008, 16:06:27 UTC

"The feeling's mutual," Piper replied, already headed toward the shower. She kind of wanted to hide forever now.

cantgetnorelief October 13 2008, 16:08:17 UTC

Anders slammed the door extra hard behind him and took the stairs up to his suite.

Shower, here he came.

. . . not like that.

SO NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT KIND OF -- NO.

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