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[cantgetlaidin]

[At first there is mumbling in German as he attempts to dial a number on the phone. Agitated, he raises his voice.]

Is this thing even--!

[A brief pause. When he speaks again it's with a forced calm.]

Right. This morning I awoke in a strange house and there is some lunatic woman here claiming to be my wife. If this is some kind of elaborate

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[hungry_monster]

[Replies in German.]

I'm afraid it's not that simple.

[cantgetlaidin]

How so?

[hungry_monster]

You've woken up in Mayfield. It's a small town that seems to exist in it's own reality.

If you don't believe me, try to walk past the town's boundaries.

[cantgetlaidin]

That is mind-blowingly illogical.

[hungry_monster]

You'll be highly disappointed if you look for logic here sir.

[cantgetlaidin]

Still, I will seek it.

[hungry_monster]

Good luck then.

And if you find it, share it with the rest of the town would you? We'd like to understand why we're being trapped here as well.

[cantgetlaidin]

Perhaps I will.