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[cantgetlaidin]

[At first there is mumbling in German as he attempts to dial a number on the phone. Agitated, he raises his voice.]

Is this thing even--!

[A brief pause. When he speaks again it's with a forced calm.]

Right. This morning I awoke in a strange house and there is some lunatic woman here claiming to be my wife. If this is some kind of elaborate

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[motheringnation]

Germany?

Ah-...I'm afraid it's not that easy to leave.

[cantgetlaidin]

And why is that?

[motheringnation]

B-Because nothing here makes sense? I've been here for over two years and w-we still haven't found a way home yet?

[cantgetlaidin]

I'm sure I would have heard if a nation had went missing for that amount of time.

[motheringnation]

Th-that's what I mean. Nothing makes sense here. People come and go and then come back and forget their time here.

People die and wake up the next day. They want us to act like this is totally normal and we've lived here our entire lives. That's why they have all those photo's in the houses.

[cantgetlaidin]

You honestly can't expect me to believe something so nonsensical.

[motheringnation]

[She sighs.]

Germany, why else would I be telling you this?

[cantgetlaidin]

An Allied trick of some sort? I have no idea.

[motheringnation]

A-Allied.....

Germany. What year do you think it is?

[cantgetlaidin]

It's 1942, of course.

[motheringnation]

....N-No....it isn't...

[Oh god, oh god. Oh god.]

[cantgetlaidin]

Really. And what year do you say it is?

[motheringnation]

I-it was 2009....

[cantgetlaidin]

That's not possible.

[motheringnation]

It's....t-true...

[This is almost as bad as Communist brother....okay maybe worse. She was used to brother. And that and....why...]

[cantgetlaidin]

I'm sure my doubt is understandable.