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eins befehl | audio.

Oct 22, 2011 23:55

[At first there is mumbling in German as he attempts to dial a number on the phone. Agitated, he raises his voice.]

Is this thing even--!

[A brief pause. When he speaks again it's with a forced calm.]

Right. This morning I awoke in a strange house and there is some lunatic woman here claiming to be my wife. If this is some kind of elaborate ( Read more... )

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hwamei October 23 2011, 00:47:57 UTC

Wei! [ Her standard reply to everyone, but she sounds awfully cheerful... ] Who is speaking? [ Just making sure! ]

cantgetlaidin October 23 2011, 00:56:30 UTC

Er, it's Germany.

hwamei October 23 2011, 01:05:13 UTC

Ah, so you forgot, too. Everyone's been forgetting stuff lately, you know, it's kind of scary.

[Beat.]

Well, welcome again, I guess!

cantgetlaidin October 23 2011, 01:07:28 UTC

What do you mean? What am I meant to have forgotten?

hwamei October 23 2011, 01:33:34 UTC

Well, you were here before! But then you left. But now you're back again!

cantgetlaidin October 23 2011, 01:44:28 UTC

I can say without doubt that I have never been here before.

hwamei October 23 2011, 01:50:12 UTC

'Cause you forgot! It's okay, though. I forgot, too. I think we all do, sometimes. [ Okay now this is just making her sad. ] Um, what year is it for you?

cantgetlaidin October 23 2011, 02:00:14 UTC

It's 1942.

hwamei October 23 2011, 02:06:53 UTC

Oh...

Um, I've seen Italy around, so don't worry about being alone, okay? And you don't have to worry about leaving right away, either! Even though we all really want to.

cantgetlaidin October 23 2011, 02:20:16 UTC

Being alone is the least of my worries right now, and I will be leaving this place as soon as possible.

hwamei October 23 2011, 02:37:02 UTC

That's right! We will! But not right now. We're still looking into that, you know! Ah. [ wait, maybe that was something she wasn't supposed to say. at least not on the phones. ] A year or two isn't so bad for you guys, is it?

cantgetlaidin October 23 2011, 02:49:46 UTC

I definitely can't afford to wait a year.

hwamei October 23 2011, 03:05:49 UTC

I said it's okay! The war won't-[ ack, bad choice of words. She should think of something else to say. ] No matter how long you stay here, everything will be the same once you go back. Time doesn't move here!

cantgetlaidin October 24 2011, 23:14:22 UTC

How is that even possible?

hwamei October 25 2011, 01:31:43 UTC

I dunno, but you're here now... so that should be proof enough, right? If you don't believe me, you can ask Japan! Ah, wait, he's not here- You can ask, um... Italy and Hungary!

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