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[cantfindtrevor]

I. Er

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[spidersrbadmkay]

Wait... So... Trevor is a she?!?!

[cantfindtrevor]

Yes, and apparently not really a toad, and I don't know what to do, and I've no idea what Gran'll say when she finds out, and - and -

Oh, no.

[spidersrbadmkay]

Neville... I um... Trevor... I don't know how to say this... but... can you screen this?

[ screened ]

[cantfindtrevor]

I - Yes. Okay. Er.

[bananas_an]

You're familiar is really a girl? Like a fairytale? How'd she get that way and what's her real name?

[cantfindtrevor]

I - yes. Yes. I don't know! Uncle Algie gave him - her, I mean - to me for getting into Hogwarts but I don't think he knew Trevor was really a person, or he wouldn't've given him - her! - to me. I think it must have been some Transfiguration spell, but I've no idea what it was and I don't know what to do with her because she won't talk or anything, just sit in the corner and glare at me and - and Gran's coming home from Hogsmeade soon and.

;_;

[bananas_an]

Maybe she's mad because you kissed her? Girls can be funny like that. Or maybe she doesn't speak English. Could you talk to your uncle and find out if he knew about her or at least where he got Trevor--Trevette?--from?

Your grandmother will probably sort it out for you.

[cantfindtrevor]

Do you think so? I mean. It was just that it took so long to find hi - her! I think she knows English, though, because she definitely understands what I'm saying, it's just. Right! Uncle Algie! I'll owl him straight away.

I - I suppose.

[sleepyfluffzzz]

Did trever turn into a princess?

[cantfindtrevor]

I - Well, he turned into a girl. I don't know about princess, really, and I'd ask her except that she won't talk to me at all!

[sleepyfluffzzz]

That sounds awesome!!!! I wanna talk to her frog people are the coolest!

[cantfindtrevor]

...She isn't talking, though...

[minus50ptsblack]

Are you usually attracted to toads, Mr. Longbottom?

[cantfindtrevor]

Wh - No! Professor!

[comps_are_life]

.... That's beyond weird... um...

[cantfindtrevor]

I don't know what to do.

[comps_are_life]

... Er...

This sounds really really lame but maybe she's hungry...?

[cantfindtrevor]

...Oh! Right! She might be!

Er.

...Human food or toad food?