Because after three episodes, this show is so exasperating, I offer this as the only meta is deserves (and because you will need it if you hope to endure the remainder of the season):
The Doctor Who Series 6 Eleven & Friends Drinking Game!
First of all, pick you poison. I always found beer to be good enough, though any kind of liquor will do, depending the level of oblivion you wish to visit.
Next, pick you character: Eleven, River, Rory, Amy, or Monster of the Week.
Rules:
Drink when your character speaks.
Take an Extra Drink whenever your character says "Doctor".
Take Two Extra Drinks if he/she screams "Doctor".
Everyone takes a drink whenever River says "Spoilers" or shoots a gun.
Person who is Monster of the Week takes a drink whenever the monster is shown on screen or speaks. Everyone else hisses when the Monster shows its face/speaks.
BONUS! Bottoms up everyone! Chug-a-lug when you hear:
"Oh My God! They killed Kenny Rory!!!!"
There, now don't we all feel better?