⌘ VOICEMAIL. ⌘
"This is Carl Clover. If you're looking for me or my sister, we're probably busy right now, but if you could please leave a message stating the reason you need us and your name, I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as is possible. If you're in need of a vigilante for any reason, then please also state the name of your target, the reason, and where to speak to you about the bounty in question; negotiations will be carried out in person as soon as I can get back to you. Thank you very much for your time!"
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