Girls with appalling taste in guys
If you have a thing with the Head Boy, does that mean you can get out of detention free? Does it mean I can? Cos I've got one, and I'd really appreciate it if it could be overlooked. Man, think of all the awesome stuff you could get away with!
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There's this list that someone left in the Common Room about fit Hogwarts blokes. It's a load of tosh, though. I mean, Harper and Pucey are on it. If you're one of those strange girls that aren't deterred by them two, then you're weird, you should at least be repulsed by Lockhart, who is also on it. I mean, Lockhart? He's old.