should i trust this dialect? to convey the right effect?

[cant_we_forget]

well lets see today....woke up around...9ish..yeh..then ewnt golfing at precisely 12:57..yes...ive got mad skills i know...then went to the movies with kelly juls bree tori teen and lauren...yeh..not a good day to be seen with 6 girls wearing a PURPLE SHIRT...yeh...well..words of advice...never go anywhere with 3 or more girls...cuz you gonna get ignored....juls and kelly were cool though...but yeh...fun fun

my fav part of the night however goes to jul's walking into the guys bathroom.hahaha

well comment ass clowns