The first step to punching yourself in the face is to fall asleep while your two-year-old is watching television and your chapstick is on the bedside table. The next step would be to situate yourself so that your arm will totally fall asleep. Step three would be to wake up and realize that your two-year-old now had your chapstick in your bed and is
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