[IC: Hiatus post]

[cant_touch_this]

[At this very moment, many normal occurrences were happening in the grounds of Camp Eff You Die: the violent, violet primates - unconcerned that the season and opportunity had passed - were attempting to dance in a production of "The Nutcracker". The toucans provided a raucous interpretation of Tchaikovsky's "Dance of the Flowers" in the background

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[pie_or_death]

Hey, Chuck, I was wondering if you've seen the-

[pie_or_death]

Chuck...? Hey, come on, where are you? I turn my back for a second and...

[pie_or_death]

When did that get here? I could've sworn she was standing right...

[pie_or_death]

[Aw crap]

[pie_or_death]

...Chuck?

[pie_or_death]

No. No no no. That's idiotic. It can't be. I mean, who turns into a flower? But she was just here and that's her handwriting and oh my god I'm talking to myself like a crazy person. Unless I'm talking to that flower which would be ridiculous because it's just a flower! I need one of those glass cover things for it so I don't accidentally knock it. Please be impervious to the side effects. That would be very unfortunate it. Ha. Haha.

[Picks up the pot carefully and makes a beeline to his cabin]

[mythbusting]

[EN ROUTE?]

Ned?

[pie_or_death]

Yeah, I can't talk right now.

[mythbusting]

You're doing okay so far.

[pie_or_death]

Not right now, Percy.

[mythbusting]

Hold on. What's happening?

[pie_or_death]

So, when I say "not right now" do you somehow translate that into "let's ask more questions", or am I misreading the exchange?

[mythbusting]

It means you're acting weird and I want to know why.

[pie_or_death]

Really, it's nothing.

[mythbusting]

You're not talking in really long sentences.

[pie_or_death]

Because maybe when I say I don't want to talk about something, it means I don't want to talk about it and as an adult I reserve the right to not tell every single thing that goes on in my life to kids! Now, I know that wasn't exactly Faulkner length, but does that cut it for you?