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Isn't it great that we turned left at the park this time, Digby? We wouldn't have found this place otherwise, and it's really quite lovely and charming in it's own swampy way! Maybe we'll have an adventure today, just the two of us! Wouldn't that be exciting? Who knows, we might even encounter some dashing new person with a nice dog who could be your special lady friend! I bet you'd like that! And then-- was that a toucan? I didn't know there were toucans around here! In fact, I'm almost certain toucans aren't native to this area, unless there was a massive jailbreak at the local zoo. Which might also explain those purple gorillas over there...

Digby, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

... Digby?