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Me:I leave for the Gulf of Mexico Tomorrow
My Inner Self:Are you excited..?
Me:Hell Fucking No!!
My Inner Self:Why is that..?!
Me:Because I don't like my family
My Inner Self:Well, You have a problem
Me:No fucking way
My Inner Self:Yes fucking way
Me:I miss Ashton Nicole Pauley
My Inner Self:I'm sorry
Me:As am I My Inner Self
My Inner Self:Okay
Me:I miss Shantal and Amelia
My Inner Self:Me Too
Me:I hate vacations
My Inner Self:Okay
Me:Shawna better take care of kittens,hammie,and wings
My Inner Self:Yeah, I might come out and hurt her.
Me:NoO!!!
My Inner Self:Just Kidding. Shawna's the Shit