When slash and real life collide

[canspy]

1. This weekend, my neighbours have taken to having very loud, very filthy sex. And can you guess when, without fail, this has happened? If you said "Whenever Laura starts reading J2 RPS", then you win a million internet dollars!!!

2. I got very drunk with my best friend Saturday night. Despite being very emphatic in my sloshedness, I was unable to

Comments

[inanechild]

Don't you know that fapping makes you blind :o

[canspy]

Explains the glasses...;)

[inanechild]

That's why I wear contacts - to hide my shame. ;)

[canspy]

Never shame. I masturbate, I enjoy sex, and my favourite fantasies involve ridiculously good-looking men who like to touch each other.

[inanechild]

Haha, the shame was meant to be tongue in cheek. ;) To weird this up even more, sometimes I fantastize about *being* a ridiculously good-looking man who gets fucked by another ridiculously good-looking man. :o

[canspy]

Yay, genderfuck! :D

[inanechild]

Hey, why limit your sexual fantasies to just one gender ;) ;) ;)

[spacemonkey_699]

OH SHIT