If its yellow, let it mellow. If its brown, flush it down.

Apr 07, 2007 17:52

i found these events at work to be quite ridiculous:

First, there's the guy in the bathroom.  I personally didn't witness this, but apparently on thursday this guy was in the mens room sitting on the toilet with a mirror, beside the urinal and as men would come and take a piss, he would position the mirror in a way to observe them and then proceed to beat off to it.  Finally, one guy told management and the guy was stopped.

Then there's the stripper during furniture market week.  I come in to work one day and the guys from produce ask me to watch this security video.  So i'm sitting there watching it and see this really hot stripper and middle aged man fondling each other in the aisles.  It even goes so far where the man pulls out one of the strippers boobies and starts licking and playing with it.  But the best part came when it was time to check out.  While the man checked out, the stripper went over to the Harry the Dragon ride and started riding it - and i mean RIDING it.  Soon, the man comes over, and we have the two giving Harry a good old time.

The best part is the footage we have of our night shift manager standing, just looking at them with his jaw down.
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