The Canon Legacy- Gen. 1.1
(language warning)
Meet Chris Canon, everyone! Look at him. He's oh so excited to be the new founder in this legacy. He recently moved to Sunset Valley because he felt like his old town was...uh...not up to par with his standards.
And he has a LOT of standards.
But anyway...Chris' lifetime goal is to be the best doctor he can be. Because all the other doctors suck. Chris is extremely grumpy, he can't stand art, is a workaholic, hates the outdoors, and is a genius. His favorite color is turquoise, favorite music is electronic and loves him some lobster.
(I randomized the traits because it's pretty fun)
And let me begin by saying- Chris was not at all pleased with only having $1,800 in his pocket after moving.
...and this is probably why. I mean what were you expecting, Chris? You're a legacy founder. Here is your shack.
First thing he does?
Let's everyone know that he doesn't like his trashcan.
Chris: This is so tacky, jeez. Everyone going to judge me because this is an AWFUL trashcan.
Shut up.
Chris takes no time in letting me know that he hates both his bed and his toilet. Hey, this is the best you get, alright?
Oh! It looks like he likes-
Chris: WHAT IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT?!
Yeah...I was expecting too much.
Chris eventually shuts up enough to appreciate the view. Spoiler alert: this is the only time Chris will be happy about nature.
So with his good mood, it's time to get a job!
That's my boy!
He gets into the medical career.
Time to rake in the $$$
Instead of going out on the town to meet new friends, his coworkers and maybe a wife, he sits on his bed thinking about how fucking broke he is.
So I made him leave, you're welcome.
Don't look so happy.
Chris: I'M IN NATURE FUCK YOU.
I then sent him around the park to maybe make some new friends!
This women got pretty bored of him. Don't really blame her.
Chris: So...uh...tell me about your self?
Lady: Well I love working!
Chris: ++
Then Chris goes ahead and asks the hard-hitting question:
Chris: So are you single or what?
Lady: No, I'm happily married...freak.
Chris: Bye.
Yeah you look so happy about your marriage.
I sent him around some more to check out the ladiesssss
No one in the park had particularly good genetics.
Also I think the girl on the top was married.
Instead of him wanting to continue his search he sits down and plays chess with married people.
Moneybags: So you don't have kids, right? Because you don't have a wife, right?
Chris: ....
I feel like he's staring at the chess bored so intently trying to pretend he's indoors.
So after a successful day of gaining 1 logic point and making NO FRIENDS, Chris decides to go home.
Wish you made some friends now, huh?
That night he dreams eating real food instead of ice cream.
And about how he can fix his life.
Morning, sunshine.
But good news! You get to go to work! :D
Chris: YES FINALLY I CAN GO INDOORS!!
He's so happy about working he forgets his shoes.
A+++
CHRISTOPHER.
You just spent a whole day working...INSIDE!! Why are you so pissed?
Chris: So let me tell you how much I fucking hate my life...
Woman/Carrie???: Cool!!!! ++++
Despite how bored she looks she actually really fucking loves Chris.
Chris gets home that night and is either thinking about what being in a good mood must feel like...or actually IS in a good mood!
After work the next day, Chris chats up this girl.
Who is a teenager.
You're really bad at this, Chris.
Shoeless-Chris tries another location.
Woman on the left is married.
On the right...
...looks like she's been smoking some crack.
So what Chris did today:
1) Got a promotion! That's actually good, Chris!
2) Made no friends..BOO!
3) Bitched about being outside.
Hun, I hate to break it to you, but until you get married to someone with $$$ or stop complaining enough to make some your own...you're outside FOREVER.
Chris: I'll choose the latter.
Probably a good choice seeing as YOU DON'T LIKE ANYONE.
I'm starting to see the workaholic trait kick in. Every morning Chris changes into his work clothes after showering.
Also...nice scrubs.
Chris: Man work is SO EASY I don't know why other people aren't as awesome as I am. *YAWN* No biggie.
Chris rolls the want to get an oven.
I'm not that dumb, Christopher. I know what happens when legacy founders get a stove.
But I comply anyway.
Chris immediately goes and makes himself a proper meal
CHRISTOPHER YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID.
I kind of expected genius sims to be just that.
Then this random doctor-dude comes by to freak the fuck out with Chris.
Doctor: OMG FIRE D: D:
Chris: GTFO I'M HAVING A BAD NIGHT.
**week
But then I remembered that he has a smoke alarm! That means a fireman/woman will come along!
Let's cross our fingers we get a ~hot~ firewoman who wants to join the legacy!
Aaaand it's a dude
Chris then decides to just GO TO SLEEP and the doctor has to talk to the fireman for him.
They're probably talking about how lame Chris is.
Bet you wish you could have had waffles for breakfast, huh?
You need a stove for that, buddy.
And cooking abilities.
While Chris is at work that day, I find him a lovely lady!
Welp. There goes that.
Chris: Haha yes! I get to pay bills! I feel so rich now!
You have like $300 shut up.
Let's take a moment to look at the red diamond above him.
He's bitching because he has NO FRIENDS AT ALL, has a horrible environment because he can't afford to buy a dishwasher, can't replace his stove so he eats cereal all day, and worst of all he can't afford four walls to be indoors.
The legacy of Chris Canon, everyone.
The next morning, Chris realizes his toilet is clogged!
But instead of him fixing it himself, he calls up a repair company that will HOPEFULLY send over a female NPC.
It's a dude. Also named Chris, btw.
Same.
Chris is a bit terrified of this repairman...so he hides behind his shower.
A++
After he regains his composure, Chris dismisses the guy.
And then he calls again to see if maybe this time will be different!
Aaand it's not.
Things are look good, Christopher.
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So...Chris complains too much to be real. Also every friggin women in this town is married or underage.
So...maybe this will work out.
This is my first time doing something like this...so let me know how it is so far <3 critique is good!!