Good day good dear fine sir!
Those glowing tubes we all call the "internets" are throbing with excitement and energy once more in the small land of "Daniel". So, you may ask, what have I been upto in my obcene absence? Alot, could be the short answer. But also could the common phrase, "not much". Im now working, and despite its soul-crushing, esteem-destroying nature I feel infinately more happy and confident knowing there is no longer any reason to panic and defend my pockets. Hey, I even brought a "Big Issue" today. Thats the nature of my kindly social concience. (Tokenistic and unintentional purchasing, that is). Ive found that Ive some how lost a lot of my overtly feminine side, perhaps through exposure to elsa's idea of men, or perhaps just because I deal with too many fantastically melodramatic maladjusted and annoying gay people at uni, who scream endlessly about how Im oppressing them by not buying them lunch. I have no time for annoying socialists. None. Ive also started working out daily; another contributor to my now found contentment too life. I also now religiously watch
Top Gear on everyones favourite broadcaster, SBS. I Suggest you do as well. Im also running for the UTS Union Board in the next fortnight, which Im sure shall be an interesting experience. I have to admit, Ive always secretly wanted an excuse to talk about how awesome I am. So, all entertainingly absurd ego aside, if you happen to be free the week begining September 11, please pop in and say hello. Because, hey, UTS is so exciting its
practically on fire. Oh yeah, I went there....
Hope you're all well.