I only heard this second-hand, so it may not be entirely true... but still... WHAT THE FUCK???
So my little sister called me to tell me a story today.
Apparently, this girl in the class behind me was suspended for jumping out of tree to catch squirrels on school ground. She kept talking to my little sister about how she was part vampire and gypsy. And that she talked to a coyote living in her backyard which it turned her into a werewolf, too.
And yet, that is not even the best part.
I guess she told everyone about a list of people she was going to kill on 6/6/06. So my sister's vice principle opened her locker.
And found a bag of dead squirrels and the list. SHE WAS DRINKING THEIR BLOOD GUYS! WHAT THE HELL?!?
I told my sister to start talking to the quiet kids just incase they crack and go on a killing spree. They'll remember that and not shoot you. That's why Kelly and I are best friends!
My first thought upon hearing this story? "Why didn't it happen last year when I was still there??"
YES I AM MENTALLY CHALLENGED! I DON'T CARE! MY SENIOR YEAR WAS BORNING!
Apparently, this girl in the class behind me was suspended for jumping out of tree to catch squirrels on school ground. She kept talking to my little sister about how she was part vampire and gypsy. And that she talked to a coyote living in her backyard which it turned her into a werewolf, too.
And yet, that is not even the best part.
I guess she told everyone about a list of people she was going to kill on 6/6/06. So my sister's vice principle opened her locker.
And found a bag of dead squirrels and the list. SHE WAS DRINKING THEIR BLOOD GUYS! WHAT THE HELL?!?
I told my sister to start talking to the quiet kids just incase they crack and go on a killing spree. They'll remember that and not shoot you. That's why Kelly and I are best friends!
My first thought upon hearing this story? "Why didn't it happen last year when I was still there??"
YES I AM MENTALLY CHALLENGED! I DON'T CARE! MY SENIOR YEAR WAS BORNING!