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[cannot_find_me]

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[heathabear]

One of the mods suggested I move this over here. Just out of curiosity, I tried to see if that 12-days-of-LJ generator meme worked for cannot_find_me. It did, and the results made me laugh, so I thought I'd share:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, cannot_find_me sent to me...

Twelve crackerjacks drumming
Eleven pedagogies piping
Ten raccoons a-leaping
Nine suspicions dancing
Eight cocoons a-milking
Seven firecrackers a-swimming
Six pedagogues a-laying
Five chri-i-i-istmas crackers
Four swop meets
Three family morals
Two rice crackers
...and an allspice in a perspicacity.

And! New Year's Resolutions:

In 2008, cannot_find_me resolves to...
Overcome my secret fear of crackerjacks.
Ask my boss for an allspice.
Find a better fagin.
Get back in contact with some old sesame crackers.
Lose ten hospice workers by March.
Go to the coonskin hats every month.