Note to a mother-to-be: on chaos.

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Chaos is when the boys have taken all the cushions off all the couches, spread them with blankets (and clean - well, previously clean - laundry), and then abandoned them in favour of lego and jigsaw puzzles...

and then leapt around the room on top of everything roaring at each other!

Welcome to motherhood! You're going to love it!