a 1000 thank-yous
dear comcast,
i just wanted to thank you for your current contributions to the english lexicon. "televisophonernetting" and "snurfing" are AWESOME. i mean i used to hate commercials. i used to flip channels when they came on. but not now. now, i flip channels with the hopes of finding your commercials, and hearing one of those two most-dulcet of all words: "televisophonernetting" and "snurfing".
how do you guys think of this stuff? cavemen and talking geckos are sooooo september 10th. you're so original.... not to mention FUNNY! lolerz
i asked myself, "what do the words television, phone, and internet have in common?" the answer: the three of them combine to form the most powerful word in the english language. "televisophonernetting" is the most significant contribution to our language since "the" and "the". its a tour-de-force of all combined words. i mean, it makes pancake look like pan cake.
before you, comcast, my life was dull and dark. i lived in a place where a snurfer was the inspiration for the modern snowboard, thanks to the educational pieces on nickelodeon g.a.s. (games and sports). i didnt want to live in that world. and now i dont have to, because you gave "snurfing" its wings. instead of the precursor to the snowboard, its now using the internet while youre supposed to be on the phone. "snurfing" isnt just the new "it" thing to do, it is the new "it". we dont need antiquated words like "the", or "the", or "it". we dont need them. thanks to you.
with love and adoration,
will cannon
i just wanted to thank you for your current contributions to the english lexicon. "televisophonernetting" and "snurfing" are AWESOME. i mean i used to hate commercials. i used to flip channels when they came on. but not now. now, i flip channels with the hopes of finding your commercials, and hearing one of those two most-dulcet of all words: "televisophonernetting" and "snurfing".
how do you guys think of this stuff? cavemen and talking geckos are sooooo september 10th. you're so original.... not to mention FUNNY! lolerz
i asked myself, "what do the words television, phone, and internet have in common?" the answer: the three of them combine to form the most powerful word in the english language. "televisophonernetting" is the most significant contribution to our language since "the" and "the". its a tour-de-force of all combined words. i mean, it makes pancake look like pan cake.
before you, comcast, my life was dull and dark. i lived in a place where a snurfer was the inspiration for the modern snowboard, thanks to the educational pieces on nickelodeon g.a.s. (games and sports). i didnt want to live in that world. and now i dont have to, because you gave "snurfing" its wings. instead of the precursor to the snowboard, its now using the internet while youre supposed to be on the phone. "snurfing" isnt just the new "it" thing to do, it is the new "it". we dont need antiquated words like "the", or "the", or "it". we dont need them. thanks to you.
with love and adoration,
will cannon