New Tattoo

[cannonbull]

I'm thinking about getting a new tattoo.

I'm thinking about getting a tattoo of a $100 bill on my dick.

Why?

1. I like to watch my money grow.
2. Once in a while, I like to play with my money.
3. I like how money feels in my hand.
4. Instead of my woman going out shopping, she can stay here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime she wants.