guess what kiddies I got arrested
Gather round kids. Have I got a story to tell you. Friday I had my day set I was gonna go to work, then as soon as work got over I was going to help Hussy move, then I was gonna rehears with my band, and finally Duane and I would get really stoned and watch spanish television. (Fumao es Grande)
This is how my day actually went. I woke up, did my morning routine, and went to work. The day was slow at work but I don't mind I get to listen to NRK all day. I did a few jobs for people then went back to my shop.(pretty boring,huh) Then my boss got a call(duh, duh, duuuuh!) Some young couple locked themselves out of their house so I was sent to pick the lock. I get their and the nicest young couple told me they were locked out of their mobile home. So I start picking the lock. I get the deadbolt, and when I was working on the door knob. A few minutes after I get the knob I see the unwelcome flashing lights of the state police. One cop throws me to the ground while the other cop went in the house after the couple. Then another squad car shows up. They where county police. I was thrown in the state police car and the couple was thrown in the county one.
Then a the asshole who through me to the floor starts to question me.
COP: So what were you doing here.
ME: I'm a locksmith And I was sent here to unlock this house I di-
COP: So how do you explain your lock picks.
ME: I'M A LOCKSMITH
COP: Check your tone.
ME: sorry, but I'm a locksmith I mean my car is around the corner.
COP: Hold on.
He left me in that goddamn car for about 30-45 minutes. This was supposed to be a ten minute job then I could go home. but no I was left in that car banging my head against the window. The were just talking yuking it up. Finally one cop went to check my car. then they talked some more. Finally that ass-clown opened my door said "sorry for the inconvenience" unlocked the handcuffs and let me go.
Pissed off I looked at the time buy the time I went to pick up my car and got home It would've been way to late to help hussy move. So I went home called my band and who shows up but Melina. So we hang until my band shows, then I practice and go to sleep out of exhaustion. No pot fun for me.
THE END
ps: THE PATRIOT WIN THE SUPER BOWL HELL YEAH!
This is how my day actually went. I woke up, did my morning routine, and went to work. The day was slow at work but I don't mind I get to listen to NRK all day. I did a few jobs for people then went back to my shop.(pretty boring,huh) Then my boss got a call(duh, duh, duuuuh!) Some young couple locked themselves out of their house so I was sent to pick the lock. I get their and the nicest young couple told me they were locked out of their mobile home. So I start picking the lock. I get the deadbolt, and when I was working on the door knob. A few minutes after I get the knob I see the unwelcome flashing lights of the state police. One cop throws me to the ground while the other cop went in the house after the couple. Then another squad car shows up. They where county police. I was thrown in the state police car and the couple was thrown in the county one.
Then a the asshole who through me to the floor starts to question me.
COP: So what were you doing here.
ME: I'm a locksmith And I was sent here to unlock this house I di-
COP: So how do you explain your lock picks.
ME: I'M A LOCKSMITH
COP: Check your tone.
ME: sorry, but I'm a locksmith I mean my car is around the corner.
COP: Hold on.
He left me in that goddamn car for about 30-45 minutes. This was supposed to be a ten minute job then I could go home. but no I was left in that car banging my head against the window. The were just talking yuking it up. Finally one cop went to check my car. then they talked some more. Finally that ass-clown opened my door said "sorry for the inconvenience" unlocked the handcuffs and let me go.
Pissed off I looked at the time buy the time I went to pick up my car and got home It would've been way to late to help hussy move. So I went home called my band and who shows up but Melina. So we hang until my band shows, then I practice and go to sleep out of exhaustion. No pot fun for me.
THE END
ps: THE PATRIOT WIN THE SUPER BOWL HELL YEAH!