A SURGEY THAT I STOLE
I'm going to do a survey right now because I should probably be pissed about some things, but you know what? I'm just not. Fuck it. Here's a picture!
I want to avoid brewing over it though, so I'm just going to sit here, smoke my weed, eat this here ice cream, and mind my own business.
I have better shit to do with my brain power...like the aforementioned.
*~AHEM~*
1. Five countries you would like to visit:
Japan, Germany, Romania, Australia, and India.
2. Five places you've had sex (beds don't count!):
cemetery (naturally), ben's shower, car, and living room couch, also my back yard, sort of.
This made me feel boring. Ugh.
3. Five things you WANT right now:
Just ONE bullshit-free day, to be enrolled in college, some gum, a large grape slush, cuddles
4. Five things you NEED right now:
money, my mother's tax information so i can enroll for next semester, to pee, a neck rub, A VACATION.
5. Five people you want in your life for as long as possible:
my mother, and I guess everyone else will just do what the fuck they want no matter what I want, won't they now?
6. Five things you never leave the house without:
iphone, wallet, purse, oil blot papers, and MAC lip treatment.
7. Five things you love to eat:
chocolate, sushi, burritos from bandito burrito, poptarts, pot brownies.
8. Five things you hate to eat:
okra, sour kaut, and just things with an unpleasant texture.
9. Five alcoholic beverages you enjoy:
red wine, jager, vodka, beer (bud light), yummy kind with lime (if you add Tabasco sauce, what?)
10. Five favorite ways to kill time:
WoW, tumblr, smoking weed and (add misc time killing activity here), doing my makeup just to wash it over and do it a different way, cleaning can be fun too.
11. Five favorite movies:
The Devil's Rejects, Gummo, May, and I'm having a toss up between, uh...every zombie film ever.
12. Five best smells:
Jazz Funeral, Eat Me, Ephemera, Hell's Belle, Blood Countess, and Event Horizon - All Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab oils, and I named six without thinking, how sad. Uhm, not perfume oil related?
sex, dank, my vagina (i shit you not), dead leaves, and new car. ;D
13. Five things you hate:
furries!sfdshfskaljfh!!! and for some reason i can't think past furries right now, maybe because I'm stoned, mmmmaybe not. It's probably a good thing anyway.
14. Five things you love:
cuddling, weed, hello kitty, zombies, makeup
15. Five physical features you find attractive in the opposite sex:
hair, eyes, lips, scent?, facial hair has a lot to do with it too. YUM.
16. Five things you notice right away on other girls/dudes:
girls: makeup, and BOOBS, dudes: smile?/over-all style.
17. Five reasons why someone would like you:
I'll be your friend until the end of the earth if you're not a dick, i gotz madd skilz, i also offer the lulz, boobies, and free condoms!
18. Five reasons why someone might not like you:
I can be pretty obnoxious (but fun? haa), I have anger issues?, I'm a cryer, I'ma eezy skeezy stoner /gigglesnort and I embrace the term "goth". Whatever, HATERS GONNA HATE MAYNE, SHIT.
19. Five favorite articles of clothing:
black and white polka dotted tutu, my new my little pony shirt, my C.U.N.T hoodie and I'm having trouble naming more.
20. Five things that make you happy:
Hello Kitty, weed, cute cuddlenuzzles, my cats, road trips
21. Five things that can help win you over in the dating department:
open mindedness! sense of humor/maturity balance! spontaneity, and if you're looking to date me? no squeamish dudes need apply.
I'm going to sleep now.