Haha, I managed to download this 1989 game called
Girlfriend Construction Set earlier, and I just tried playing a few rounds of it. It's really weird.. You basically pick one of these pixelated portraits and name your "Girlfriend" and give her "attributes" and then you have to go on text-based dates with her and pick how you react to situations from a list. But they are all really finicky and the slightest mistake will have them stop returning your phone calls :( I just kept trying to make them "go to Male Strip Clubs" to see what would happen..they just kept getting all aroused each time :( But I never got anywhere anyways ;(
The best part is that it installs it to C:\Erotic Games\Girl\
The only problem is that I deleted all my "sleazy" music a while ago so I couldn't think of anything to listen to while playing it. Except maybe one song, "Lonely Woman" by Ornette Coleman, which i happened to keep because I always liked it, but it's more tragic than sleazy--in spite of the wailing saxophone...
OK admittedly I missed my friend's wedding today, I feel kind of bad.. but after yesterday's sickness mishaps, and this morning's uneasy gurglings, I decided not to make the trip :(