maibock.... eisbock... bier... the extent of my german vocab.

[cannibal_967]

i leave for Munich, Stuttgart, Regensburg, Prague, Plzen, Amsterdam, and a whole lot of other places in about 24 hrs. i'll be: firing high-powered sniper rifles in Prague; drinking heavily and head-butting german grandmothers in Munich (i hope); going to at least one fetish show in Amsterdam; growing a gnarly, thick handlebar mustache that will in some way save the world; maintaining a constant state of belligerance and confusion due to the lop-sided proportions of alcohol v. sausage in my diet; taking pictures of me in large public squares without my pants on; more that likely getting upset with another american tourist (not the one i'll be traveling with, let's get that straight); and at least once announcing my feelings about my country's current political state and embracing the idea that the certain countries are being run by a pack of perverse impotent white male conservatives who suck cock by choice and who... err... wrong meeting...

either way...

i'll be coming home with no gifts for any of you... except seventime, he might get a hat.

oh, and before you ask, you bet your sweet cherry-ripe ass i'll be trying on - and maybe even purchasing - some lederhosen.