Stowaways

May 15, 2008 15:48

So....know what a bag of green peppers look like after being stowed away for three months?

First, the plastic bag must be tied up very securely to prevent any entry of air.
Then leave it under the seat of a car. It is a dark, and heats up as quickly as an oven when the car is started. The perfect place to stew.
Don't use air conditioner in the car; under-ventilated hot air speeds up the decomposition process.
Ensure that the bag is stirred every now and then by bumps and whatnots.

If all goes well, It would have passed through the final stages of fermentation and appear as an odourless black liquid, with seeds floating in it.

We are currently testing whether the liquid acts as fertilizer, herbicide or insecticide.

Make sure that the plastic bag goes inside a trash can.

(.....what the hell am I writing about?)

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