Fandom: Star Trek, Katamari
Rating: There's explicit porn. NSFW.
Warning: Idk, the usual? Crack, crossdressing, pervertedness.
Based on
this. Vulcan buuuurrrn.
The Story of Jim the Bee and Spock the Rose:
Once upon a time there lived a Rose called Spock. Spock was the prettiest flower in the entire Kingdom. One day, a dashingly handsome bee (as much as bees can be classified as handsome) came up to Spock the Rose and introduced himself as Jim. Jim the Bee said, “I would like to pollinate you. Very much.” Spock could not help but blush slightly and agree. Spock the Rose was deflowered, and it was great. They lived happily ever after (which wasn’t that long considering their respective lifespan).
The End.
I DREW MORE OF THESE BECAUSE I LIKE IT.
Because Spock is a total GQMF, assuming there’s still GQ two centuries in the future. And of course they’d get rid of his unfortunate bowl cut. CAN YOU GUYS IMAGINE THE ENTERPRISE CREW FINDING THIS ISSUE AND EVERYONE (JIM ESPECIALLY) GOING “HOTDAMN SPOCK IS SEXY”???!!? SERIOUSLY WHERE CAN I READ A FIC LIKE THIS? or will anybody write me one
*SPOCK’S OUTFIT FROM THIS
POST.
Spock, you keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
Otaku Jim with figurine and body pillow of his favourite 2D fictional love of his life: Spock.
Birthday present for
scraplove idek transporter malfunction turned Spock into a tribble or something.
Yup.
Chris Pine is voicing Jack Frost in The Rise of the Guardians + The only Jack Frost I care about is Atlus's mascot = something that nobody cares about
Just cheerleading for KSBB writers
Qi pao/chinese dress used to be worn by prostitutes in Shanghai before it got popularized and integrated into mainstream fashion.
Because
this meme is hilarious, okay?