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Hum.. I don't really feel like updating so this will be short. New York was awesome! I had soo much fun. I never got to ride the subway though :( Oh, well. Gah, I think I'm going to pass out I just got really tired and I don't know why. Oh well. I'm excited for Kels, She's going to Green Day concert. Well, We won our soccer game yesterday, I score too. Yay, Ive scored 5 times this season how exciting is that?!?!? haha, Also I've been playing forward which is cool. Oh well enough bragging for me. Sorry about that. I think I'm getting sick, My throat has hurt non-stop for along time. Ugh! Oh well, I'll get over it. Humm Any News From anyone that reads this leave Comment please...! a few jokes cuz im bored
Why cant a blonde dial 911?
she cant find the eleven
Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head room.
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.
How did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!
How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
How can you tell when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?
There's M&M shells all over the floor.
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
How does a blonde turn the light on after having sex.
She kicks the car door open.
What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
"Would you like fries with that?"