Swiped from girlfriend and done before homework

[canned_ham_2009]

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
Adam Needs to Shower petition, hosted by petitiononline.com

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
Adam looks like satan pictures from Nevada photos

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
MySpace profile for MUTHAFUCKIN ADAM SAYS with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more.

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
Yet Another Holiday Query: Adam Wants to Play.

Q:Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
Adam does DC.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
MySpace profile for ADAM HATES THE HUMAN RACE {DE} with pictures, videos, personal blog, interests, information about me and more.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
Adam asks a question.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
Unfortunately, Adam likes to have sex with Lilith only in the Adam-on-top position.
(well this is one of the more interesting ones...)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
Adam Eats Whole Pack of Big League Chew.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
Adam Savage from MythBusters wears Jamie's famous beret.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
Adam was arrested for terrorizing the school and carrying an illegal weapon.

Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.
MY NAME IS ADAM AND I LOVE RAINBOWS... I MEAN PONIES... I MEAN RAINBOWS AND PONIES LOLLERSK8!!1!