I started this while I was waiting for work. I did the other half now.
DESCRIBE / TELL
[three words that sum you up]: bored, insecure, annoying
[jewelry worn daily]: glasses? spikey ring
[wallet]: dodgey leather number
[coffee]: no
[shoes]: chucks, because I choose to suck
[cologne/perfume]: "some lynks shit"
[clothing you have on]: said chucks and one carefully placed sock
QUESTIONS
[wishing]: for money and no work today. They cancel each other out
[after this]: blanket bay
[talking to]: no one is stupid enough to get up this early on a saturday
[eating]: nothing :(
[fetishes]: fruit
[some favorite movies]: kill bills, 24 party hour party people
[something you're looking forward to]: the second coming of Jesus
[if you could have any animal as a pet]: arnold <3
[cities you wouldnt mind moving to]: bahgdad
[some favorite foods]: ummm i have a craving for fried rice
[something -or someone- you wish you could understand better]: spastics
[miss someone you haven't seen in a long time]: people i need to ring more often
DO YOU
[like candles]: yeah
[like company]: depends
[believe in soul mates]: srolo!
[believe in love at first sight]: yes. yes I do
[believe in forgiveness]: yes
[want to have kids]: no i don't
[ever want to adopt kids]: no
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS HAVE YOU...
[cried]: no
[bought something]: yes
[gotten sick]: nope
[sang]: Sail away, sail away, sail away..
[eaten]: yes
[been kissed]: no
[felt stupid]: yes
[wanted to tell someone you love them, but you didn't]: nope
[talked to an ex]: yes
[talked to someone you have a crush on]: no
[had a serious talk]: no
[missed someone]: Yes, but my aim is getting better hahahahahahah!
[hugged someone]: no
[argued with a parent(s)]: haven't seen a parent
[dreamt about someone you can't be with]: yes, jesus
SOCIAL LIFE
[best girl friend(s)]: Olive
[best guy friend(s)]: Bonesy
[hobbies]: meh
[pager/cell]: gg
[are you the center of attention or a wallflower]: I just suck
[car you drive]: die
[would you rather be with friends or on a date]: is there a thrid choice?
[job]: It's not just a job, it's an obsession.
[attend church]: yes, all the time
[like being around people]: not particularly
PERSONAL
[who is your role model]: alan partridge
[pet peeves]: people who chew with their mouths open, blair, long haired dogs, blacks, people.
[ever liked someone you can't be with]: yeah
[ever wanted to get revenge on someone cause they hurt you]: lots
[cried over the opposite sex]: cut cut!
[your favorite physical feature]: face boobies
[are you happy with yourself]: no
[what plans do you have for the future]: washing dogs
I'm an oppressed lesbian :(
Over the last four days I went through every single
Red Meat strip. I hate you, Max Cannon.