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so there was a thread on the wrestlecrap forums about WWE if it were a high school, here was my take
wwehsLance Cade - guy on the football team that always wants to listen to brooks and dunn in the weight room
Carlito - star player on the soccer team, loved by the girls
John Cena - rich wigger that no one takes seriously despite his popularity and girls
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan - shop teacher
Edge - asshole that always gets the girl that the whiny emo kid wants
Matt Hardy - whiny emo kid
Eugene (Nick Dinsmore) - sped
Cryme Tyme - thuggish black kids that steal the weaker kids lunch money
Charlie Haas - on the wrestling team, takes it far too seriously, trains all year to make weight only to lose at the state championship game
Jeff Hardy - still thinks the goth/raver look from 1998 is cool
Kenny - everyone thought he was gay until he kicked some guy's ass now everyone isn't sure what to think of him
Chris Masters - always working out, but is a total dick
DX - class clowns that stupid people laugh at but most people think are jsut childish
Trevor Murdoch - throws parties in the woods with a bonfire, Hank Jr., and a keg of busch
Johnny Nitro - "actor" who got a bit role on dawsons creek in a party scene and now thinks he's hot shit
Randy Orton - freshman that all the seniors like
Snitsky - that weird kid no one really talks to but knows where to find good weed
Super Crazy - the Mexican Metal Dude
Umaga - defensive backs coach for the football team
Val Venis - no noe of importance but is up to his neck in pussy
Viscera - the fat kid that scared you
Jonathan Coachman - sycophantic assistant principal (thing Mr. Gruber from boston public)
Armando Alejandro Estrada - hispanic kid always trying to sell you fake rolex watches
Lilian Garcia - Latino girl Trevor Murdoch is ashamed ot admit being attracted to
Jerry "The King" Lawler - creepy peeping tom teacher
Batista - star of thr football team, though he's kind of an arrogant prick
The Boogeyman - the weird kid even the weird kids don't want to hang out with
Chris Benoit - stays out of the way but no one messes with him
Finlay - picks fights out of boredom
Funaki - japanese guy all the anime geeks hang out with because they think it makes the more authentic
Gregory Helms - finally shed his old image of nerdiness, now hangs out at the bowling alley and has something painted on the side of his van
Kane (Glen Jacobs) - hasn't been the same since his "accident"
King Booker - hangs out with white kids, they call him "oreo"
Mike "The Miz" Mizanin - gay kid
Montel Vontavious Porter - rich black kid, bad at basketball, but great at tennis
William Regal - snooty british kid
Sylvan - made the school offer new frecn classes after he completed the first 4
The Undertaker - used to be "the goth kid" but now is just kind of a loner
Elijah Burke - all-state defensive back for the football team
CM Punk - always passing out fliers for shows in someones basement, house, boiler room or some other small venue
Daivari - nice enough guy but still catches shit from overzealous american kids
Tommy Dreamer - only friend is the "really cool teacher", they play dungeons and dragons together and listen to rush
Paul Heyman - "really cool teacher
Hardcore Holly - psychotic gym teacher
Mike Knox - beats his girlfriend
FBI - always playing xbox 360
Balls Mahoney - has been to more slayer shows than everyone else at the school combined
Shannon Moore - douchebag that wants attention, but everyone hates
Stevie Richards - everyones buddy but no one's friend
Sabu - falls asleep in class, always acts kind of goofy, but is actually pretty smart
The Sandman - been suspended for smoking in the boys room more than bad company or motley crue
Sylvester Terkay - star on the basketball team
Kevin Thorn - resident neo-goth, loves manson, rammstein, and tool, used to be a lackey to the undertaker
Ariel - thorn's girlfriend, more of a "true goth" listens to bauhaus, nick cave, and switchblade symphony
RVD - went off to a special art school but got kicked out for drug use, now he tends to miss all classes except art, and comes to class with bloodshot eyes, and smelling like a phish concert
wwehsLance Cade - guy on the football team that always wants to listen to brooks and dunn in the weight room
Carlito - star player on the soccer team, loved by the girls
John Cena - rich wigger that no one takes seriously despite his popularity and girls
"Hacksaw" Jim Duggan - shop teacher
Edge - asshole that always gets the girl that the whiny emo kid wants
Matt Hardy - whiny emo kid
Eugene (Nick Dinsmore) - sped
Cryme Tyme - thuggish black kids that steal the weaker kids lunch money
Charlie Haas - on the wrestling team, takes it far too seriously, trains all year to make weight only to lose at the state championship game
Jeff Hardy - still thinks the goth/raver look from 1998 is cool
Kenny - everyone thought he was gay until he kicked some guy's ass now everyone isn't sure what to think of him
Chris Masters - always working out, but is a total dick
DX - class clowns that stupid people laugh at but most people think are jsut childish
Trevor Murdoch - throws parties in the woods with a bonfire, Hank Jr., and a keg of busch
Johnny Nitro - "actor" who got a bit role on dawsons creek in a party scene and now thinks he's hot shit
Randy Orton - freshman that all the seniors like
Snitsky - that weird kid no one really talks to but knows where to find good weed
Super Crazy - the Mexican Metal Dude
Umaga - defensive backs coach for the football team
Val Venis - no noe of importance but is up to his neck in pussy
Viscera - the fat kid that scared you
Jonathan Coachman - sycophantic assistant principal (thing Mr. Gruber from boston public)
Armando Alejandro Estrada - hispanic kid always trying to sell you fake rolex watches
Lilian Garcia - Latino girl Trevor Murdoch is ashamed ot admit being attracted to
Jerry "The King" Lawler - creepy peeping tom teacher
Batista - star of thr football team, though he's kind of an arrogant prick
The Boogeyman - the weird kid even the weird kids don't want to hang out with
Chris Benoit - stays out of the way but no one messes with him
Finlay - picks fights out of boredom
Funaki - japanese guy all the anime geeks hang out with because they think it makes the more authentic
Gregory Helms - finally shed his old image of nerdiness, now hangs out at the bowling alley and has something painted on the side of his van
Kane (Glen Jacobs) - hasn't been the same since his "accident"
King Booker - hangs out with white kids, they call him "oreo"
Mike "The Miz" Mizanin - gay kid
Montel Vontavious Porter - rich black kid, bad at basketball, but great at tennis
William Regal - snooty british kid
Sylvan - made the school offer new frecn classes after he completed the first 4
The Undertaker - used to be "the goth kid" but now is just kind of a loner
Elijah Burke - all-state defensive back for the football team
CM Punk - always passing out fliers for shows in someones basement, house, boiler room or some other small venue
Daivari - nice enough guy but still catches shit from overzealous american kids
Tommy Dreamer - only friend is the "really cool teacher", they play dungeons and dragons together and listen to rush
Paul Heyman - "really cool teacher
Hardcore Holly - psychotic gym teacher
Mike Knox - beats his girlfriend
FBI - always playing xbox 360
Balls Mahoney - has been to more slayer shows than everyone else at the school combined
Shannon Moore - douchebag that wants attention, but everyone hates
Stevie Richards - everyones buddy but no one's friend
Sabu - falls asleep in class, always acts kind of goofy, but is actually pretty smart
The Sandman - been suspended for smoking in the boys room more than bad company or motley crue
Sylvester Terkay - star on the basketball team
Kevin Thorn - resident neo-goth, loves manson, rammstein, and tool, used to be a lackey to the undertaker
Ariel - thorn's girlfriend, more of a "true goth" listens to bauhaus, nick cave, and switchblade symphony
RVD - went off to a special art school but got kicked out for drug use, now he tends to miss all classes except art, and comes to class with bloodshot eyes, and smelling like a phish concert