Comments | canis_m: fic, Bleach, RukiIchi, "Babes in Toyland"

canis_m

fic, Bleach, RukiIchi, "Babes in Toyland"

Mar 08, 2011 15:02

Lawl is it possible to make a more ignominious entrance into the realm of Bleach fic. Probably not.

Ichigo and Rukia, inappropriate gags in uhhh a setting not especially distant from that one picture, so call it AU or futurefic or destiny whatever you like. If the fandom hive mind has already produced these particular gags in the past ten ( Read more... )

fic, bleach

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mindstalk March 8 2011, 21:19:31 UTC

Ahahahaha!

canis_m March 8 2011, 23:35:28 UTC

XDDD

That author's note...... nijibug March 8 2011, 21:23:11 UTC

I really should have seen that coming XD XD XDDDD

Re: That author's note...... nijibug March 8 2011, 21:24:55 UTC

PS. If you're not posting this to bleachness when the next fanworks weekend rolls around, I am definitely rec'ing it. :D

Re: That author's note...... canis_m March 8 2011, 23:39:42 UTC

I'm pretty terrible about self-promotion, but I never say no to promotion on my behalf!

(Had you not seen Kitty-chan before? XD I've known about it for ages but had never had a chance to, uhh, use my knowledge for good.)

moumusu March 8 2011, 22:26:00 UTC

The Soul Society has vibrators (of course)! The women Shinigami are probably involved in making them (of course)! There was probably a meeting where they planned out Zangetsu lolololol (sorry Ichigo?)

I'm not that familiar with Bleach but Rukia seems so comfortable with her preference for a bunny rabbit and other cute things. I love that you wrote that.

shefytbast March 8 2011, 23:22:46 UTC

*dies* x infinity Brilliant! (And the size of Ichigo's Zanpakutou has always been good for a joke, lol.)

Though I'm not sure I really want to contemplate a non-portable vibrator....

canis_m March 8 2011, 23:34:50 UTC

XDD You know what I meant! Relative portability! Special Edition Zangetsu is no pocket rocket, is all I'm saying.

mindstalk March 9 2011, 01:04:29 UTC

Non-portable: I think the Victorian era had some foot-powered vibrators for the treatment of hysteria, bringing much needed relief to the forearms of overworked doctors.

nyonyo March 9 2011, 00:10:23 UTC

oh my godddd

I just caught up with recent chapters last night, I cannot even say how much this delights me

(Also is that Ichiruki picture REAL LIFE?)

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"Doesn't it bother you that, I don't know, Matsumoto might be using one of these to--"

"No, Lieutenant Matsumoto has a Shinsou. Or at least she used to. I probably shouldn't have divulged that. Don't tell her I told you."

"Like I would!"

DYING.

But if Zangetsu was the most-requested new model then who DID order it, is the question Ichigo will be asking as he faces every woman from Soul Society for the next long while.

canis_m March 9 2011, 01:10:36 UTC

XDDD ♥ Recent chapters are amazing, no?! I don't think I fangirled IchiRuki as hard as I should've back in the day but hoo boy, time to make up for it now.

Depends what you mean by REAL LIFE? ahaha but the picture is by actual Kubo Tite, from the actual 2011 Bleach calendar. So inspiring.

Who did order it: the question that haunts us all. Ichigo should probably be wondering about the men, too