OH DON'T WORRY DOUBLE D. I'll only use this for real emergencies.
DEAR JAMES;
STOP WALKING IN ON ME WHEN I'M HAVING A SHOWER. I KNOW MY GOOD LOOKS AND CUT BODY ARE AS TEMPTING AS A BOX OF FIZZING FIZBIES TO YOUR FAT ARSE, BUT I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED.
ALSO WHILE YOU WERE OUT YOUR GIRL CALLED THROUGH THE FIRE AND I ROASTED A MARSHMALLOW ON HER FACE
PS; There is a rat in the kitchen and I said Mrs Pettigrew was a shit lay so I'm pretty sure it's not Petey. fix it.
PPS; STOP GIVING LUPIN MONEY
STOP WALKING IN ON ME WHEN I'M HAVING A SHOWER. I KNOW MY GOOD LOOKS AND CUT BODY ARE AS TEMPTING AS A BOX OF FIZZING FIZBIES TO YOUR FAT ARSE, BUT I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED.
ALSO WHILE YOU WERE OUT YOUR GIRL CALLED THROUGH THE FIRE AND I ROASTED A MARSHMALLOW ON HER FACE
PS; There is a rat in the kitchen and I said Mrs Pettigrew was a shit lay so I'm pretty sure it's not Petey. fix it.
PPS; STOP GIVING LUPIN MONEY