Dec 25, 2005 18:43
ImChelseaSmith: yeah, im the next usher
talentedhamsters: oh yea
talentedhamsters: well if you want to be a real hardcore rapper, you need to make an emoish movie of all your sufferings
talentedhamsters: like eminem, 50 cent, usher
ImChelseaSmith: haha, yeah
ImChelseaSmith: well im in tv2 next quarter
ImChelseaSmith: so, ill see what i can do
talentedhamsters: yea.
talentedhamsters: any ideas what itll be about?
ImChelseaSmith: hmmm
ImChelseaSmith: well i start off with a big gang fight
ImChelseaSmith: ill get beat up
talentedhamsters: by black kids?
ImChelseaSmith: yeah
ImChelseaSmith: deff.
talentedhamsters: fat ones?
ImChelseaSmith: a few fat ones in the backround dissin me
ImChelseaSmith: then the skinny ones beat me
talentedhamsters: i like it.
talentedhamsters: cause its like stick vs stick
ImChelseaSmith: then ill walk into my trailer and throw a fit with dramatic music in the backround
ImChelseaSmith: idk use your imagination
talentedhamsters: yea
talentedhamsters: and at one point, you gotta walk in on your mom having sex with your big brother, cause your real family cant be used
ImChelseaSmith: yeah
ImChelseaSmith: that will be later on
ImChelseaSmith: my mom will say "take this last 20 dollars that we have and get us bread and milk"
talentedhamsters: and you get mugged
ImChelseaSmith: but instead, ill buy a 20 bag
talentedhamsters: hahaha i like it
ImChelseaSmith: haha
ImChelseaSmith: and then ill go to this underground bar
ImChelseaSmith: and get into a rap off
talentedhamsters: and fall off the platform
ImChelseaSmith: ill beggin to lose in the begging but make a dramatic come back
ImChelseaSmith: and the other black guy will walk away in shame
ImChelseaSmith: then, ill go home, and see my mom and big bro doin it
ImChelseaSmith: and ill be like wtf!
ImChelseaSmith: and throw another fit
ImChelseaSmith: and then ill shoot my big bro
ImChelseaSmith: and my lil sis will start crying and ill be like omg! come here! im taking you away from this horrible house!
ImChelseaSmith: then ill loose her
talentedhamsters: to asians
talentedhamsters: who will raise her as their own
ImChelseaSmith: yeah
ImChelseaSmith: and then ill shoot myself in the face
ImChelseaSmith: the end
talentedhamsters: well then how do you become famous?
ImChelseaSmith: right b4 i shoot myself in the face, i blurt out all my rymes while on acid, (it makes it cooler looking)
ImChelseaSmith: sweet deal right?
talentedhamsters: ah, but then after you die someone starts a rumor that it was fake and your alive some where in afrrica
ImChelseaSmith: yes!
ImChelseaSmith: at the end it will say
ImChelseaSmith: the end... or is it...
talentedhamsters: lmao
ImChelseaSmith: dun dun dun!!!!
talentedhamsters: CREDITS: based on a true story
ImChelseaSmith: hahah, yeah
talentedhamsters: hah im so saving this
Yea, cause she's that awsome.