один ⟶ voice

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[ At first there is nothing but the very distant, muffled sound of a voice- someone seems to have turned on the communicator quite unintentionally. A moment later, however- it becomes clearer. The speaker is a young woman in her mid to late twenties; the language she's using, for now, is Ukranian; from the way she speaks it so fluently she's rather

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russian.

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... Ah... I-I'm not sure I understand what's... [ t-tries to suppress a giggle because russian slang amuses her ] "a-awesome" here... um. Being lost isn't very...

russian.

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"Discedo"? Where's that? ... Is it in Mister America's house? T-there are a lot of signs in English here... oh, so it's a good place! Thank god!

russian. 1/2

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A... a... a-a different planet?!

russian.

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... T-that's amazing! Y-you're truly amazing, Mister Denmark! I-I didn't know you had one of these... w-when did you have time to- n-no wait, that doesn't matter! I-I promise I will be respectful and a good guest as long as I stay here!

[ not that she's... planning to for long... but she doesn't know there's no way out yet ]

russian.

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Mister America too-? A year ago? S-so this planet is public knowledge and there are people living in it and this has been happening since then and- [ hic. yep, she's definitely about to cry. ] a-and I've never heard of this? I can't believe it! I swear I've been up to date with the news and the happenings in the world of the West for the past year! I did my best! O-oh, w-what will Brother say? N-no, he must never find out about this! How shameful!

russian.

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... Ah! Oh my, a secret? H-how exciting! I'll have to do my best to protect this special secret place!

russian.

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... Isn't it 1996?

russian.

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That's not right. T-then I would still be living with Brother. And it would be in the middle of the war.