002- [action] Easily distracted....

[canhaspasta]

[Italy has been informed that he'll be expected to go to school while he's here. He asked Drone!Sibling about it and now it all sounds very exciting. Boy is he in for a disappointment. But not today. Because today he set out towards the elementary school and got completely and hopelessly lost. And then the futuristic world that is Mayfield was just

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[moemoetentacles]

[Hey look, a little kid. Let's scare him! Squid Girl sneaks up behind Italy real slow-like...]

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[canhaspasta]

[Does not even notice. Look, those lights are blinking....]

[moemoetentacles]

[Jumps out when she's right behind Italy, her reflection cast on the window right in front of him. She stands up on her tiptoes, raising her arms menacingly above her head and screams as loud as she can.]

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

[canhaspasta]

IIYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Terrified, he whirls around and then backs himself up into the side of the car. With nowhere else to go, he starts his usual tactic of begging and crying hysterically.]

I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me! I'll do anything you want. Anything...

[moemoetentacles]

[Oh my god, that was the best! This kid is her new favorite. It's about time someone is properly terrified!]

"Anything?"

[canhaspasta]

Yes! Yes, only don't hit me, please!

[Oh god he is so terrified right now.]

[moemoetentacles]

Okay! You'll be my new slave, then!

[canhaspasta]

S- slave? But...

[One day of freedom and he's already been conquered again. This must be a new record...]

[moemoetentacles]

Your first job is to cook me some shrimp fried rice!

[canhaspasta]

But... I don't know how to make that. And where will I get the ingredients?

[moemoetentacles]

"Better learn quick, then!"

[LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM]

"Or maybe I'll get hungry enough to eat you instead!"

[canhaspasta]

Iyaaaa! Please don't eat me, scary lady! I'll learn how. I promise....

[Someone around here could probably explain it. He hopes...]

[moemoetentacles]

Right! First we need shrimp!

[canhaspasta]

Wh- where do we get those?

[moemoetentacles]

At the grocery store!

[canhaspasta]

Where is that?

[He really doesn't know where anything is yet.]