003- [Phone/ action] Italy is weak...

[canhaspasta]

[Action at 452 Stone Street]

[Italy is very weak. He's been in Mayfield for only a few days and he's already been conquered. And his fearsome new boss has ordered him to make something called shrimp fried rice, whatever that is. He tried. He really did. He started by making rice. Then it went onto a frying pan with some shrimp. But the rice only

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[seniorfilia]

W-what- Who is? Italie, calm down!

[canhaspasta]

B- big brother France!

[s-so relieved..]

I need help! I have to make shrimp fried rice and I don't know what that is and I don't want to be eeeeaaaaten!

[seniorfilia]

Shrimp... It's shrimp with fried rice, obviously... [Never made it before either but still!] Italie, who wants to eat you? [If it's someone smaller than him, he can fight them for you! But only then.]

[canhaspasta]

But... what is fried rice?

[Because he's tried to fry the rice and it only clumps and burns. There must be something else you have to do to it.]

Sh- she said her name was Squidgirl. She's really scary and strong.

[No she isn't. Italy is just a coward and easy to beat.]

So I'm still researching french cuisine in the middle ages...

[seniorfilia]

Rice you fry, I suppose. Maybe with some sauce?

I've never heard of that country before... Did she conquer you or just beat you up?

Umm, I'll just jump down here, then. ^^;

[canhaspasta]

I already tried frying it. It isn't working...

I- I don't think she is a country. But she's very mean and she told me I have to be her slave from now on or else she'll hurt me...

Sorry about that, I was looking up French dishes and then I thought about when rice was introduced.

[seniorfilia]

Maybe you only fry the shrimp and add them to the rice afterward?

She can't do that if she's not a country!

Is okay~

[canhaspasta]

Oh, okay. I'll try cooking the shrimp first. Maybe that will help...

[Hmmm, Well he's not usually threatened by people that aren't countries. But if Squidgirl hit him, it would still hurt....]

She can't? But what if she decides to eat me?

[seniorfilia]

Rice is boring anyway, make shrimp pasta instead.

Ah- ... Then you're probably in trouble...

[canhaspasta]

[mmm, shrimp pasta would be really good. And taste much better than rice. But would that make her angry?]

B- but.... I don't want to be eaten...

[seniorfilia]

Make her lots of delicious pasta until she's so full she can't eat anything else! [There are no holes in this logic!]

[canhaspasta]

[There are no holes in that logic at all.]

That is a good idea... And pasta tastes better anyway, so she won't get too mad.

You're so smart, Big Brother~

[seniorfilia]

[ahahahaha France is the smartest...] Of course I am! You shouldn't worry so much, Italie, big brother can find a solution to any problem!

[canhaspasta]

Grazie, Big Brother~

[That's it, France. Reinforce the idea that he should run to you with all his stupid problems...]

[seniorfilia]

[Maybe one day he'll even solve one of them!] De rien! [Ah, big brother big brother big brother you're so cute.]